Tuesday, July 15, 2008


I stopped by my favorite sub shop/restaurant yesterday for a quick "snack" to feed my ever growing intestinal tapeworm. It had been a while since I had been to Toody's in Wakefield. For various reasons I just haven't been eating at Toody's of late.
For various reasons I haven't been eating out anywhere for that matter! Yesterday though I resolved that this must and will of course change for a couple of reasons. First, Toody's now has pizza and it is DAMN GOOD pizza. Now I have known about the pizza for a while. I have dined on more than a few of them as well, but I am just getting around to writing about it. Only complaint I have about Toody's Pizza is, is that they don't deliver. Petty I know, but the pizza is DAMN good. My favorite your ask? Pepperoni, Mushroom, Garlic and Sausage with extra cheese.

Second reason Toody's now serves Beer and Wine..I have no idea what the prices are for a class of wine or a bottle of beer.To be honest I didn't look, but I strongly suspect it is very reasonable. Having a beer with your pizza is as American as having a glass wine with your pasta. More importantly though and with all sincerity, Congrats to Toody's on securing the Beer and Wine License. This is a very very BIG STEP. Toody's can no longer be considered a little place that invented the SUBMARINE SANDWHICH. Toody's is now a full fledged restaurant!
UPDATE!!!! 7-24-08
I stopped by Toody's AGAIN, to inhale some wonderful food and I noticed a very classy 50 inch or so looking PLASMA TV hanging on the wall for people to enjoy while eating. NICE TOUCH!! Anyway in the above post I mentioned the Toody's now has Beer and Wine but I wasn't sure on the cost. While at Toody's I checked! Beer runs between $3.50 and $5.00 a bottle depending on the brand, import vs domestic. Wine runs $6.50 per glass. All appear to be top shelf brands. Just an FYI.
Update 7-26-08

Well the surprises keep coming at Toody's!!

I didn't catch this the other day but Toody's is now serving some delicious breakfast items such as Croissants or Bagels with your choice of Cheese, Bacon, Ham or Sausage or English Muffins with the same choices.

Today I was on my way back from the Post Office and I noticed the sign at Toody's saying breakfast was now being served. So I pulled my gas guzzling Hummer into the parking lot and went in and I dined on an English muffin with Egg, Sausage and for good measure a couple pieces of bacon,* and I gotta tell you it was damn GOOD. AFFORDABLE TOO!! Why anyone in the world would even THINK about going to Dunkin Donuts for the crap they serve is beyond me. Do yourself a favor and try Toody's breakfast items. You won't be disappointed.

A generous assortment of Donuts (mmmmm donuts mmmmm) and muffins are also on the menu for those wanting a lighter choice along with good coffee and juice.

*I gotta agree with WRKO AM 680 Evening drive host and Boston Herald Columnist Howie Carr EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon on it.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th of July to EVERYONE!!

Today is the BIRTHDAY of this GREAT NATION... AMERICA. Land of the FREE. Home of the Brave.. Despite what the pinko leftist whacko's think and feel.



Saturday, February 09, 2008

Don't Be a Stupid Illiterate VAGINA

Few things in life PISS me off more than stupid VAGINA'S who can't read and have ZERO COMMON SENSE. Case in point.. The other day I had to run into Target for two items. I quickly locate the two items and proceed to the checkout counter. In typical fashion for that time of day at Target they only have 2 regular checkout lanes open and of course one lane for those shoppers with 10 items or less. Which seems to be adequate staffing based on the number of customers in the store. Of course this was the line I proceeded too.

I am most eager to get in and out as fast as I can. I have things to do today and standing in line is not one of them. Hence I am grateful that Target has a 10 item or less checkout to speed me on my way. Or so I thought.

As I step up to the 10 item line I notice there is a 35 to 40 year old woman with her snot nosed 9 or 10 year old son in tow. This little monster is of course fingering every item around the checkout counter that he can get his grubby little paws on. The only saving grace about the little bastard was that he was quite. Why this little hellion isn't in school at this time is another mystery that I won't explore at this time.

While I am patiently waiting for my chance to check out, it dawns on me that my wait seems to be taking much longer than it should for a 10 item or less register. As I peer around the woman in front of me's rather large backside I notice that low and behold this stupid illiterate VAGINA in front of me has close to 30 items to be checked out in the 10 item or less line. To make matters worse she is tossing some items aside claiming she "doesn't want them.." Trust me she didn't toss enough of her 30 items to get the number down to ten either. Tick tock...Tick tock.

Several minutes pass and little progress is being made. To further compound the issue the cashier who is also a stupid illiterate VAGINA, obviously doesn't have the balls or the brains to tell the other stupid illiterate VAGINA that her line is reserved for those customers with 10 items or less. So I am now stuck behind this twit because other customers have also joined the line at the 10 item or less register. Trying to make a dash for one of the other regular registers doesn't seem to be a viable option either or I would have made the break for it. A quick glance at the customers lining up behind me show that all have the required 10 items or less. At least some people can read.

As more time passed waiting, you could feel the anger in the air from the other customers and myself at this point. No one said anything but it was clear people were not happy with what was going on. Long audible sighs and a well timed throat clearing or two from some of the other customers fell on deaf ears. The cashier and the customer in question seemed to be oblivious to the issue which made the situation even more frustrating. The cashier was doing her part to make sure things progressed slowly by engaging this customer in droning "chit chat" as well. Meanwhile the rest of us are stuck.

As I was standing in line all I could think about was, "What is so hard about the concept that a checkout line with a sign that clearly reads 10 items or less is to only be used by those customers who have 10 items or less?" Simple logic says it isn't hard unless of course you are a stupid illiterate VAGINA.

I should have called for a manager and raised HOLY HELL but I didn't. My blood pressure was redlining by the time I got checked out and to be honest I was afraid of what I might say. It is important when complaining in person to sound calm and rational and at this time I was neither. I will however curtail my shopping at Target and when I do avoid that cashier's lane.

Moral of the story if you have a vagina, don't be a stupid illiterate VAGINA. If you have a penis, don't be a stupid illiterate penis.


Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!

Peace and Love to All.



Sunday, December 09, 2007

Illegal Alien Rape Suspect Forced To Wear Bizarre Mask After Outburst In Court

SEMINOLE COUNTY, Fla. -- First, a homeless child rape suspect turned violent in a Seminole County courtroom. Then he was forced to wear a mask on his face to keep him from spitting, before the jury returned a guilty verdict late Thursday afternoon.
Antonio Rosales is accused of raping a 10-year-old girl. Before court could even begin Thursday, a judge had to decide if Rosales was competent to stand trial after a violent outburst Wednesday.

After a brief hearing Thursday, Rosales told a judge he wanted to be left out of the courtroom because he said he might lash out again. Initially, a team of deputies brought 41-year-old Antonio Rosales into the courtroom wearing a bizarre mesh head-covering and a mask. Authorities said they put it on him after he threatened to spit at people.

It was the second strange scene in two days. Wednesday afternoon, Rosales erupted in the courtroom as prosecutor Anna Valentini made her closing argument.

The illegal immigrant from Guatemala is on trial for the attempted murder and sexual battery of a 10-year-old girl in Casselberry in 2003. A court appointed doctor said Rosales was insulted by the allegation he's a child molester. "This is someone who told me that was he is insulted," court-appointed doctor Jeffrey Danziger said.

Despite the outburst, the judge found Rosales competent to continue his trial. During that hearing, extra deputies surrounded Rosales, who promised to behave. But, before the jury returned, Rosales asked to stay out of the courtroom so he wouldn't hear the same disturbing details of how prosecutors say he pulled a girl into the woods and tried to kill her four years ago.

"He strangled her so much it left bruises on her face and insect bites all over her body," Anna Valentini said in court Thursday.

Late Thursday afternoon, the jury returned a guilty verdict against Rosales on charges of kidnapping, attempted murder and sexual battery after deliberating for around two hours. Rosales faces a mandatory life sentence, but has to stand trial for murder in Arizona.

Another classic case of WHY we must deport illegal aliens and do it NOW. This ASSWIPE has wrecked many lives with his heinous crimes. Let us hope he faces the ELECTRIC CHAIR in Arizona. (Once convicted of course.) At what point will we as a nation stand up and put a stop to this maddness? How many lives must be destroyed coddling these criminals? And they are criminals for entering the US illegaly. Don't forget that fact. Remember he was only here in the US to work......... Poor bastard.... CW

Sunday, November 25, 2007


So if Lawmakers or the courts of US government determine that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.

I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart.

BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life.

I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the US Supreme Court to be in session on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter as well as Sundays. After all, it's just another day. I'd like the Senate and the House of Representatives to not have to worry about getting home for the 'Christmas Break.' After all it's just another day. I'm thinking that a lot of my tax payer dollars could be saved, if all government offices & services would work on Christmas, Good Friday & Easter. It shouldn't cost any overtime since those would be just like any other day of the week to a government that is trying to be 'politically correct.'

In fact.... I think that our government should work on Sundays (initially set aside for worshiping God...) because, after all, our government says that it should be just another day.... What do you all think???? If this idea gets to enough people, maybe our elected officials and activists Judges wouls stop giving into the minority opinions and begin, once again, to represent the 'majority' of ALL of the American people. SO BE IT........... Amen...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird. IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.