This Is So-o-o-o-o politically incorrect!
(. . . like that’s gonna stop me!!)

A big earthquake, 8.1 on the Richter scale, hits Mexico.

Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots and maintain order.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending . . .


DRUM ROLL PLEASE.........................

Two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.

God Bless America!!!!