3 Arkansas Surgeons
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in
an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in
the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in
an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in
the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."
posted by Cerebralwaste at 9:46 AM
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