Wednesday, January 04, 2006

3 Arkansas Surgeons

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in
an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an
accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in
the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the horse's blond mane and a big ass. Now she's the Senator from New York."

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