Thursday, June 22, 2006

Subject: Solving 3 BIG Problems in Three Steps

1)Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2)Take the dirt and raise the levys in New Orleans.

3)Put those Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems need solving?
Thanks to THE COLONEL for this one!

6 Comments:

Blogger Sabra said...

Beautiful, CW. Solves the southern border. But the North? Alligators don't like the cold, do they?

June 24, 2006 9:16 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

I am working on the Canadian border problem!

June 24, 2006 9:20 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

Sabra

I think we could have a HUGE rattlesnake roundup in the Mid Western states. Dig a HUGE trench the length of the Canadian border and fill said trench with those rattlesnakes. This solves the Spring and Summer illegal crossings. In the winter I will go under the assumption that is just too damn cold to cross that far NORTH!

The dirt for the trench can also be used to shore up New Orleans. Lord knows they are going to need it one way or another! How does this simple yet twisted plan sound?

~CerebralWaste~

June 25, 2006 6:28 PM  
Blogger tooners said...

i think they should have guys w/ big, heavy guns lining up both sides and shoot whoever tries to cross. simple and easy.

June 26, 2006 2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get going on digging that ditch - reverse of a wall and you can see who is in the bottom of it. a cat

June 30, 2006 7:54 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

A CAT! Why of course! Shoufy the Cat from www.shoufy.com could lead the charge!

June 30, 2006 9:38 AM  

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