It is good when mysteries are solved... See below...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up bythe U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, almost nine months after that historic day, Albert Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, JohnKerry, William Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may clear up a lot of things.

Mother Defends FAT PUKE of a Son....
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- The mother of a 196-pound eight-year-old boy, who could be taken into care because of his weight, has defended her refusal to stop feeding him junk food.Single mum Nicola McKeown says her son Connor McCreaddie refuses to eat healthy foods, such as fruit and vegetables.
"He likes processed foods and if I try him with any salad, vegetables, fruit, he just refuses to eat it or spits it out," she told BBC Radio on Monday."When a child won't eat anything else, you've got to feed them what they like."
The 35-year-old mum -- who has sought help to try to reduce Connor's weight -- rejected a suggestion that she put a lock on the fridge."I wouldn't go that far," she said. "That's not the way to do it, starving your child."
However, Connor has lost one-and-a-half stone following advice from health workers and a dietician at the start of the year. The family, from Wallsend, Newcastle, face a child protection conference with North Tyneside Council on Tuesday.
The last resort would be for social workers to put him into care, but McKeown is confident she can help her son lose weight. Former British Olympic runner Roger Black said Connor's case was "very extreme" -- but that it highlighted the need for exercise to be pushed higher up the school agenda.
"What's interesting for me, and everything I've read over the weekend about this issue, it's always been about diet; it's about what he (Connor) eats. There's no mention of exercise," he told the BBC. "Many, many children in this country are growing up doing very, very little exercise and if you create a culture of young children not used to doing exercise on a daily basis then these problems do happen."
Black has recently spent a term in an inner London comprehensive school to try to encourage 12-year-olds to become more active as part of the run-up to the 2012 Olympics. "The project I've just been involved with is not about creating Olympic medallists for 2012, it's about encouraging young people to do more exercise in school time," he added.
"It absolutely should be compulsory that children do more exercise than our children are doing now, because it is staggering that some children in this country are doing less than an hour's exercise a week in school."
Copyright 2007 Reuters.
I have to wonder if this "mother" has ever thought about saying "NO" to her 8 year old human eating machine? Nah... That would be to a tad to easy..... CW

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So.. You want a job huh?

Hey you.. Yeah you. The one with your pants half way down your ass. The one with the ring in your nose or lip and the piercing or two in your ears. The one with the haircut that looks like a Beatle on CRACK styled it. And your breath REEKED of cigarett smoke. Every heard of CERTS? You know who you are. You came to me seeking a job, looking only slightly better than someone attending a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Visible tattoos and all.

You came with an attitude as well, and not even having the decency or common sense of bringing your own pen to fill out an application. I can tell despite your appearance that you have no class or work etchic. How? Just by the way you presented yourself.

Now ask yourself why would I hire you? Even if you would by some slim chance happen to turn out to be a good worker do you honestly think I would want you dealing and talking to MY customers? Let alone the fact having them see you in the flesh? Why should I risk investing my time and money into training you? What is the UPSIDE for me? Is having you on MY payroll going to increase MY company's bottom line? Sorry pal I don't see it.

What I see is someone who doesn't care about himself. You simply are looking for a job to put some $$$ in your pocket with no real concern or feeling about the place your work. So here is some advice. Get a belt and pull your pants up. Comb and style your hair into something presentable. Pull the pierced jewelry out of your nose, eyebrow, lip and ears. Learn to speak with the use of slang and for GOD's sake cover up the tattoos that are visible. You look and act like a classless piece of shit. Now once you have done this, come back and see me and bring your own pen for filling out the job application. Until then might I suggest you find a job making pizza somewhere. Notice I said MAKING pizza. If you showed up on my door DELIVERING one I would probably refuse it. Don't forget some breath mints as well.