Tuesday, February 27, 2007

It is good when mysteries are solved... See below...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up bythe U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, almost nine months after that historic day, Albert Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, JohnKerry, William Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may clear up a lot of things.

5 Comments:

Anonymous the Colonel said...

Why wasn't this dealt with on the X-Files? The Truth is Out There.

February 28, 2007 8:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Psycho Shawarma Lover,

Things you can do to reduce the shawarma withdrawal symptoms: Have shawarmas FedExed to Boston from Bahrain; Drive to Deerborn, Mich asap (where you can also eat freshly baked Iraqi/Bahraini bread) or go to L.A.; On summer holiday take as many as you can in a hotpot back to Boston.
Truthfully there's nothing to be done, but return to Bahrain and eat shawarmas to your heart's desire.

A Survivor of a Shawarma-less Zone

March 01, 2007 7:12 AM  
Blogger SillyBahrainiGirl said...

You crack me up man!

March 05, 2007 11:46 PM  
Anonymous Hisham said...

haha! That's a good one, cerebral.

March 16, 2007 3:28 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

Hiham

Thanks for stopping by! You are always welcome here!

Anon... I have tried to have shawarmas sent via DHL. US Customs won't allow it anymore!

March 16, 2007 7:48 AM  

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