Monday, March 26, 2007

"Osama Bin Laden and Three American Women"

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good!!

5 Comments:

Blogger The Aggressor said...

Here are a few:
1-People who think "open-minded" actually means "not like my parents".
2-A Latte that's more of a milkshake than good coffee
3-People who use latin numbers mixed with latin letters to dictate arabic expressions in english text
4-Men who believe that they're God's gift to Women
5-Women who give men that belief!
6-Girls who wear the Hijab AND skin-tight jeans....MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!
7-Men with hairdo's that look like a wildcat just jumped off ther head!
8-Policemen who act like they're in control when in fact, they're absolutely clueless as to what to do next!
9-Taxi Drives that swerve in front of you, then give you an apologetic look.
10-Hairless cats (!)

March 27, 2007 3:29 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

aggressor

Thanks for stopping by. I think you put your comment in the wrong spot but I appreciate it anyway! You are always welcome at this humble little blog!

March 27, 2007 5:48 AM  
Anonymous Trevely said...

I thought hillary clinton was pro-universal health insurance. Doesn't make a difference for you guys up in Mass though, ya'll have your own country within a country thing going on. I tell ya, if the revolution is coming, it's starting there!

April 04, 2007 6:41 AM  
Blogger Trevelyana said...

oh and P.S, the wiki article on Lorena Bobbitt is hilarious.

"On the night of June 23, 1993, Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife ... She then drove off with the severed appendage and flung it out her car window. Police performed a diligent search..."


"After his reattachment surgery, [john]Bobbitt briefly became a porn star, in part to finance the operation to reattach his penis."

April 04, 2007 6:44 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

Trevelyana

Thank you for stopping by. You are always welcome here on this humble little blog!

Yes Hillary is pro Universal Health Care. An idea I don't think is obtainable or realistic from an economic standpoint. Ergo it would bankrupt the entire system!

Yes "Taxachusetts" is its own little country in many ways. Mainly populated by those who on paper at least are very smart but in reality are nothing but obedient sheep who seem resigned to the fact of living in a state where corruption is just as bad as Louisiana! The only "revolution" coming here is sweeping more corrupt politicians into office on the Local ,State and Federal level!

April 04, 2007 7:22 AM  

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