Wednesday, November 09, 2005

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It,"In Box."
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks Write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8.Don't use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather ThanWalk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By YourWrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Runnig TowardsThe Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One OfYou Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This joke To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called therapy.

Special thanks to my friend JUDY (now that's a Toyota!) for submitting this one!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous FenderPlayer said...

This is too FUNNY!!!! Love IT!!!!

November 09, 2005 11:46 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

I thought it was a HOOT!!! Judy is one funny lady and if you need a new TOYOTA she is the one to see!

November 09, 2005 5:56 PM  

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