Subject: Middle East humor. Humor amidst the rubble... Jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic; Goffaq Yussef.
Good evening, gentlemen, and get out, ladies.On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroomthe entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None!They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"?It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?It features full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police."Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?"Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
Good evening, gentlemen, and get out, ladies.On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroomthe entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None!They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"?It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?It features full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police."Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?"Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
posted by Cerebralwaste at 4:44 AM
6 Comments:
Definitely not said nor written by an Arab/Muslim. Hint: Think about the name - phonetically.
Hisham
I caught that and that was the very reason I posted this!
I still think its hilarious!
If only all of us Arabs/Muslims had a bit more sense of humor.
Ali
Thanks for stopping by! How goes things with the new book?
I am amused, though I feel guilty pleasure in it.
Tantor
Thanks for stopping by Tantor!
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