Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Subject: A Good Clean Dirty Joke
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.Wipe that smile of your face!

2 Comments:

Blogger SillyBahrainiGirl said...

hehe ;)

February 09, 2006 3:49 AM  
Blogger Cerebralwaste said...

Glad you liked it SBG!!

side note: Thanks AGAIN to Judy "Now that's a Toyota" for sending me the joke!

February 09, 2006 7:41 AM  

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