Wal-Mart has announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, VP of Marketing.She said, "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Thanks to the Colonel for this one!!!!!!!!!
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Thanks to the Colonel for this one!!!!!!!!!
posted by Cerebralwaste at 5:57 AM
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there
still
the desert heat
graceful dunes
quiet surround
air was dust
bright diffuse
hots sands
twenty one triangular tables,
silked thick soft covers,
all in order,
four tables and three and two and one making a ten triangle,
then one table at the very bottom,
then mirror opposite of ten behind the single bottom table,
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ten then one then ten,
a diamond,
the two single tables of each point sat highest,
descending in order of height to the center,
the one center table,
the middle soft platform pointed to the bottom,
of the one triangle of ten,
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robed in heat, all facing away from center,
hot'ed wind touched hair and feet,
the opposite triangle, behind the center table,
would have falcons transformed as soldiers,
in the diamond middle, on the single table,
were three females, with the other ten tabled in front of them,
and the other other ten behind them,
only these three moved, on the center table,
none other of twenty did,
'cept a nymph that ran 'round and 'round
tug the hanging palms, pull pull run,
dance
then run, stop, play with another flower,
lovely nymph pleasing god
god in the diamond
behind the center triangle
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while he slowly moved a finger
very slowly across godly lips
as if to speak
in the desert
there
time
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